{"id":129,"date":"2009-09-11T11:32:35","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T15:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eflatland.net\/?p=129"},"modified":"2009-09-11T11:32:35","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T15:32:35","slug":"laughing-louies-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flatlandrescue.com\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"Laughing Louie’s Surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"

All I remember i\"twogun2\"s two guns firing fast as lightnin’. His pardner yellin’ “Louie, let’s get outa here”. And then that laugh…that crazy laugh. And I couldn\u2019t do anything to stop ’em from taking the money, said the bank teller to Sheriff Gabe.<\/p>\n

The sheriff turned to his deputy and said, “Kendo, put out a warrant for the arrest of Two Gun Louie, the Laughing Killer, leader of the Wrangler Gang”.<\/p>\n

The rest of the day was spent discussing strategy for capturing the dangerous outlaw.\u00a0 Lando suggested forming a posse to hunt down the Wrangler gang.\u00a0 After a great lunch of Grilled Chicken Salad, the sheriff asked the cook,\u00a0 “Luke, where’d you ever get the idea to mix this great grilled chicken with some high-falutin’ vegetables?”<\/p>\n

Cookin’ Luke replied, “It’s something my old Grannie always did when the last of the garden was gathered in.\u00a0 In fact Grannie once used her Grilled Chicken Salad to subdue and capture a notorious bank robber.”\u00a0 The sheriff’s ears perked up, “Catch a robber with food?\u00a0 Now that’s a story I want to hear.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

All I remember is two guns firing fast as lightnin’. His pardner yellin’ “Louie, let’s get outa here”. And then that laugh…that crazy laugh. Read More…<\/p>\n Continue reading →<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flatlandrescue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flatlandrescue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flatlandrescue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flatlandrescue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flatlandrescue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flatlandrescue.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flatlandrescue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flatlandrescue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flatlandrescue.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}